Kamis, 25 Agustus 2011
Texas Guide to Life
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacca.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.