Sabtu, 29 Oktober 2011

Live Long and Prosper LOL

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?A: Execute it for failure.Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?A: Execute him for cowardice.Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?A: All of them!

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