The middle-aged male teacher had been hitting on a pretty female student. He thought she was a little stupid and during class asked her, "Name three plays by Shakespeare."The blonde co-ed thought about it a few seconds and then replied wisely, "4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches.""What's that supposed to mean?" The professor smirked like he had caught her naked."Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."Not all blondes are stupid.Special thanks once more to Sam Royalle of Pattaya.He has kept his humor when many of those around him have lost theirs, then again they never had one to begin with.