Kamis, 03 November 2011

Man's Best Friend

div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.4. A dog’s parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.And last, but not least:14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.One last test;Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happy to see you!!<

Tidak ada komentar:

Posting Komentar