Jumat, 17 Februari 2012

Terror Scampi

This afternoon the FBI announced that they had arrested a Moroccan man for attempting to attack the Capitol Building with a fake suicide bomb vest presented to the illegal immigrant by undercover G-Men. The FBI associated with his sting operation had presented themselves to the 29 year-old as members of Al-Quada. He had arrived in the USA at age 16 well prior to 9/11.The FBI reported to their media that the public was never in danger.They probably thought the same thing about the hijackers on 9/11.Opps.Police and FBI searched the suspect's house for WMD.They found nothing.The suspect had been married to a Bulgarian woman who denounced him to the authorities after he threatened her with violence.I imagine that her first entreaties to the local police were met with deaf ears.She is now in a hotel room under protective custody."Room service please."

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